Thursday, July 19, 2007

Les Miles should expect a cap in his ass any day now

Dammit: It appears the Snoop MP3 is an incredible fake. Although a fair number of people are still unsure. We're pretty confident it's fake. We salute Gump4Heisman for the work it took to get what is an incredible impersonation of Snoop.

Some of you may be familiar with Les Miles having recently gone on a bit of a tear about the lack of competition USC faces every year in the Pac-10.

"I would like nothing better than to play USC for the [national] title. I can tell you this, that they have a much easier road to travel. They're going to play real knockdown drag-outs with UCLA and Washington, Cal-Berkeley, Stanford -- some real juggernauts -- and they're going to end up, it would be my guess, in some position so if they win a game or two, that they'll end up in the title [game]."

Well, it seems Gump4Heisman did quite the impersonation of Snoop and called out Les Miles.

Here are some of what we presume are a fake Snoop's comments:

"Who the f*ck is Les Miles?"

"The SEC, we done played Arkansas last year Les, tore they ass up by 40 Les, they won your division last year, Les, bitch-ass motherfucker."

"Man, we're USC. We get Heismans like my crew gets pussy -- whenever we want to."

The fake Snoop continued to rip Miles and then started comparing Les's infamous timeout call when the clock was already stopped to running a ho.

The fake Snoop also tells Miles that it was Saban who made LSU what it is. Ouch.

Here's the link to hear the whole thing.

Great work by Gump4Heisman. Incredible imitation, if it is an imitation.

-WCK

6 comments:

  1. Well, Les ran his mouth non stop while being the HC at Oklahoma state, that is, until Oklahoma beat his @ss 52-9.

    I guess 'ol Les didn't learn, did he?

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  2. I don't understand the "we beat Arkansas, so we beat you" argument. Arkansas had no McFadden, which is pretty much the whole offense. And without a back like that, you can't control the clock, giving your defense rest. It's like a trickling down effect.

    Atleast Snoop is dedicated to his school.

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  3. Point of Calification:

    D-Mac played in the game and got 42 yards on 9 carries.

    Furthermore, USC's starting RB, Chauncey Washington, was also nursing an injury and got similar numbers (8-55). Starting WR Dwayne Jarrett was also nursing an injury, but you don't have to whine about injuries when your team wins.

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  4. McFast doesn't play defense.

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  5. As a Gator alum I have no complaints after last year, but GOOD GOD if I had one wish for the program it'd be to have an advocate like Snoop talking smack for us. Maybe LA could lend us a rapper or two?

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