Sunday, August 12, 2007

Michael Vick would love this event


Mike Vick seems to have chosen the wrong animal abusing sport to enjoy. Because while it may be illegal to have dogs fight each other to the death in the U.S., it's more than ok to send horses over a steep incline at full gallop and watch them tumble down a hill as they break every bone in their body. And then force them to ford a river. Yee-haw!

That's right friends, this weekend marked another year of the Omak Suicide Race in Washington state.

For more than 70 years, cowboys and Indians have gathered in central Washington every August for the annual Omak Stampede and the rodeo's biggest draw, the Suicide Race. In four races over four days that began Thursday, 15 riders simultaneously sprint their horses at full gallop down the hill and across the river to a rodeo arena. The first three races are run at night with floodlights to light the hill. Since 1982 an average of almost one horse a year has been killed during the race and riders have suffered a litany of injuries.

If you think that's bad, at least people these days wear helmets and are no longer allowed to beat the horses with giant clubs. Uh, what? Yes, that's right, when the event originally started in the 1930's racers often drank heavily before taking the plunge and carried wooden clubs to beat other jockeys and horses. Now would probably be an excellent time to mention that the majority of the riders come from the Colville Confederated Native American Tribes.

I'm not making any of this up. I literally couldn't make this post more politically incorrect if I tried.

Anyway, you can get into a debate about which is worse - dogfighting or whatever the hell you call this thing - but all I know is one is 100% illegal and the other is 100% legal.

Looks like you chose the wrong one Vick.

-WCK

info about the Suicide Race from the Wall Street Journal.

13 comments:

  1. Fuck 'em, I hate horses.

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  2. We're not bad people, Lois...
    Horses are bad people.

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  3. i like to ride both of you fucks down the hill so you can break all your bones, then beat you with a wooden club, then drown you in the river. that would be fun.

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  4. Ooo, internet tough guy. Gonna jump through my screen and hurt me. Why don't you just go back to riding your grandmother with that wooden club stuck up your ass and leave the internet to the adults, ok there sparky? Fuck the horses and fuck you too.

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  5. Check your facts bucko. No horses die in the suicide race, not for years. The animal lovers make sure of that. And there are few if any horse injuries. Tho the drunken riders get hurt all the time. And the white eyes need to go home early and be nowhere near the bars when they close.

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  6. Irony: No Horses die in the SUICIDE race. I love it. Just like hunting, it's ok to do it as long as someone eats the horse. Byyahhhh.

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  7. That's got to be one the most idiotic things I have seen a while. What exactly is the point of the "race"?

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  8. You must be female.

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  9. Nobody dies in a Suicide Squeeze bunt... but if they did... hmmmm

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  10. What is wrong with you people? Are all you guys as stupid as those people riding those horses...I would love to see you run down that hill with a drunk indian on your back and see how you feel! All you people are what is wrong with our society...just retards!

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  11. Michael Vick is the best thing that ever happened to the NFL. He is the Truth! 1st of all last time I checked, animals have no rights. The purpose of a bitbull is to fight. The only rights a pitbull has is the right to fight. Dog fighting is part of the history and culture of the american ghetto. God provided animals to nourish and entertain man. Last time I checked most people don't care about cows and chickens being run through the sawmill. God bless Michael Vick and continue to bless America!

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