Shark week links Thursday

This is the trailer for a horrible 1982 film that was a complete ripoff of Jaws called Great White. You'll notice the shark seems to make things explode on contact, including people and helicopters. Just like real life. I tell you out here in California, we have at least one helicopter taken out a week because of Great White attacks. Those sharks are hardcore man.

On to the links.

Help decide what team a 7-year old girl should follow for the rest of her life. [Epic Carnival]

This is an awesome post. The hottest female bowlers. There some real lookers here - by bowling standards of course. [Doberman on the Diamond]

Larry Holmes is on the phone for you. [Deuce of Davenport]

I know this was linked a lot yesterday but so what. Some female sports reporter is doing more than just investigative journalism on her subjects. [Blog of Hilarity]

Another hilarious headline that editors obviously missed. [Larry Brown Sports]

Petrino, not a fan of Vick. [NOIS]

A look at some of the MLB trades. [The Feed]

Ever go home with a Baby Jordan? I'm sure you have. [Pacman Jonesin']

Where might Santana wind-up if he decides to eventually leave the Twins? [Brahsome]

There's a reason Vince Young scored a 6 on his Wonderlic test. He ain't smart. [Winning the Turnover Battle]

Our Giants may suck, but us fans, we're hard f___ing core man. [Say Hey]

-WCK