Tastes like intimidation

The Mike Tyson model mouthpiece

Intimidation is an important part of athletics. If used properly, it can help you gain an edge on your opponent. But sometimes, if you do it wrong, it can make you look like an absolute idiot.

And in all honesty, this product is straddling the line between idiocy and utter hilarity.

Yes friends, these are $100 mouthpieces brought to you by a company known as Unbreakable Mouthpieces. I believe their goal is to have your opponent laughing so hard he busts a gut and is forced to forfeit. They have some truly great mouthpieces, including a Stuart Scott model, so let's take a look.


Booyaa! Nothing intimidates opponents more than seeing a retarded Stuart Scott catch-phrase in your mouth.


And for those of you looking to upgrade your Stuart Scott mouthpiece, here is the gold and silver version. Classy!


The Stephen King model will certainly frighten the opposition. Or make them wonder why you have such an affinity for Maine.


Spread the word of God while bashing some loser's face in. It's how God intended it to be.


I don't know what the hell this is. The Jurassic Park model?


Confound your opponent. Are you Mexican or American? Or Mexicamerican? While he's trying to figure that out, go for the knockout.


This is the low-grade Chad Johnson model. Cheap, affordable, shows conservative NFL office pricks you still have some real teeth.


Here's the complete Chad Johnson model. Blind that cornerback with shiny gold and silver.


For more strange mouthpieces, here you go. And if you want to see Japan's take on the same thing, click here. "It puts on the market at last! Vampire type mouthpieces like a beast."

Thanks to My Muay Thai for the tip.

-WCK