Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Let's get drunk and drive a tank

I had to do it, he called me a wanker.

In this modern day hectic corporate world, sometimes it's impossible to get the whole office out for some much needed exercise. But no longer.

A British business that must be owned by an extremely bored former military unit is now offering corporate packages to let people drive tanks - while drunk out of their minds.

You're kidding, right?

This is a great Christmas Gift Idea for Him and also a great Corporate Hospitality Idea for a Team Building event for your company. The Tank Driving course includes complimentary drinks all day.

Yes, nothing helps team building like pretending you're at war - while drinking a martini. That Volvo was totally VC man! And guess what you'll receive after your day of riding the tank around like a jackass? A Certificate of Achievement. I'm surprised it wasn't a plaque on the Douchebag Hall of Fame Wall, but that's just me.

Hey, it's still probably better than wacky tacky tie day.

-WCK

4 comments:

  1. This won't really have success, I feel like this.

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