Your weekly EPL hooker orgy

I'm not the biggest fan of soccer, but I do pay attention to the EPL. Why? Weekly hooker orgies. We just don't get enough of those over here in the states for my liking.

And this week orgy involves probably the biggest name in the EPL - Cristiano Ronaldo.

Manchester United are to going to quiz the star striker after he "invited" five hookers back to his home for a poolside orgy.

You may remember Ronaldo has a bit of a thing for hookers. He was falsely accused of rape by a prostitute after he had sex with her in his suite at London's luxury Sanderson Hotel in 2005.

The five girls travelled 60 miles by taxi from Leeds to Ronaldo’s home on the outskirts of Manchester to party with the players, who were celebrating United’s first victory of the season against the Tottenham Hotspurs this week.

The girls all work through McKenzies Escort agency based in Leeds.

Here's what the web site says about it's commitment to privacy:

“At McKenzies we realise that privacy is of the utmost importance. When making a booking with us, any details you provide are kept in the strictest confidence and are only stored until the end of the booking.”

Whoops.

Ronaldo, a new teammate, and several other guys reportedly all got in on with the hookers until 5am, when they were told to shut up and let Ronaldo sleep. The hookers apparently got plenty of camera phone pictures and videos as well. Those should probably be up on YouTube any day now.

My only question is if Ronaldo celebrated like this after the team's first victory this year, what in God's name did he do when they won last season's championship?

Needless to say, his relationship with Gemma Atkinson is probably on the rocks.

-WCK