What Wayne Rooney be drivin'

Considering soccer players are some of the wealthiest athletes on the planet, they tend to have more than a few cars. Those cars come in particularly handy when they're broke 25 years from now and have to sell them for cash. But we're not there yet.

Anyway, we managed to find out what cars Wayne Rooney apparently has in his possession. So if you want to see what he's rollin' in, here you go. [Note: These are the models of cars he has, not his actual cars.]

Audi TT

BMW M3

BMW X5

Chrysler 300C

Cadillac Escalade

Porsche 911

Mercedes SLK

There's no question that it's an impressive collection, although the lack of a Bentley is troubling. But I'm guessing that the Roonster probably hasn't brought a lot of flavor to his cars. Maybe some rims on the Escalade, but that's probably it. I'm sure none of his rides are as tight as Devin Hester's ride - which comes complete with Louis Vitton paint job and interior. Actually, that's sort of bizarre.

But still, not even Hester's ride can compare to Darius Miles' pimped out Bonneville.

The hood is even better. And yes, that's Ben Franklin smoking a joint. Here's a closer look if you want.

But none of these cars compare to mine. I call my car Coche del Diablo. Which roughly translates as "My car is badass, fool."

HT: Deuce of Davenport for Coche del Diablo.

-WCK

Darius Miles and Darren McFadden have a lot in common

The first three photos of Darius Miles' car come courtesy of the Oregon Live Blazers Blog. The photos originally appeared on a random Blazers forum. Up top we have the front and side views, and down below we have the hood of the car. Upon closer inspection it appears there's an image of Benjamin Franklin smoking a doobie right next to a skank grinding him and the rim of some car. I'm shocked, SHOCKED that Darius would have such images on his ride. And by "shocked" I mean "not surprised in the least." People seem to think it's a Monte Carlo. And the license plate is Oreo 21, so in other words, your guess is as good as mine as to what that means.
Personally, I think Darius and Darren McFadden should meet up at some point since they obviously have the same interests in car modifications. I'm not sure if Darren has the same taste for dank as Darius does though.

Darius Miles car photos courtesy of Oregon Live Blazers Blog.
Darren McFadden photo courtesy of Every Day Should be Saturday.

-WCK