Roy Williams delivers the goods, survives metro Detroit

I hope that Kevlar vest is comfortable Roy.

Roy Williams managed to survive delivering pizzas in metro Detroit yesterday, which is an achievement in and of it itself. I know some people thought he'd wind up getting shot and I'm pretty sure Vegas had the odds at 4-to-1.

Williams wound up learning the dos and don'ts of the delivery business, which include:

• Do NOT carry excess personal cash.
• Drive with the doors locked.
• Do not park in driveways.
• Never cross the threshold of a house.
• Walk quickly and stay alert.
• Do NOT handle money in the open.
• Drive with doors locked.

I like how drive with the doors locked is mentioned twice. That must be the special Detroit version.

Nothing really that awesome happened, like a crackhead holding him up for his pizza. But during one delivery a bunch of neighbors chanted for a woman not to tip the receiver. And some kid thought he was now making pizzas for a living.

Anyway, I'm confident Roy will start tipping delivery guys now. There's only so many times you can roll through metro Detroit without getting shot.

-WCK

Don't tip Roy Williams today

You may remember that story about Lions receiver Roy Williams being a total cheapskate and not tipping pizza guys.

Well, Pizza Hut challenged him to give the rough and tumble life of a pizza delivery man a try and he accepted. So if you live in Detroit, then you may have your pizza delivered by Roy today.

Yep, from 4-6pm today Mr. Cheapskate will be an honorary delivery driver for the nationwide pizza chain. He'll be operating from a Pizza Hut somewhere in metro Detroit. The exact location of the joint he'll be working from will be released sometime today. Hopefully they'll make him drive a beat up 1984 Honda Civic. Although as cheap as Roy is, that might be his car anyway.

He'll also apparently be making a personal donation to the World Food Program, which includes all the tips he gets. Don't fall for that trick. Send the World Food Program a check on your own time.

Roy deserves a taste of his own medicine today. So if he shows up at your house with a pizza in his hands, do your civic duty and don't tip him. Pizza delivery men everywhere will thank you.

-WCK