South Africans make Ocho Cinco look like a wimp

In honor of Saturday's Rugby World Cup Final pitting the Boks of South Africa against the pasty white guys of England, here's a video of SA super winger Bryan Habana racing a cheetah. To prevent the animal from attacking Habana, they tied a piece of bait to the end of a long string to be pulled during the race. That's a totally fullproof plan if you ask me. Technically the cheetah barely won, but that's a much tougher (and deadlier) opponent than a wimpy-ass horse. Suck it Chad Johnson.

-WCK