I Didn't Know that Baron Davis Owned an AK-47 Until Tonight...

Ahhhh... All is right with the world. The Warriors showed what they can do against this Jazz team (completely manhandle them) and BDizzle and Andris "the Latvian Lover" Biedrins both had absolutely ridiculous dunks over AK-47. If Kirilenko was crying after Game 1 of the Rockets series, what is he going to do after getting absolutely owned TWICE in Game 3? Thank god the Jazz are up in this series or I would be seriously worried about him... Speaking of that Baron Davis dunk, if you didn't jump out of your shoes when he threw that down I just don't know what to say. I had previously said that the Warriors would blow the Jazz out in the next two at the Arena and get the momentum back. Well, I think that dunk and this first blow-out shifted the momentum officially right there. Damn...

Don't get me wrong, I still think the Warriors are going to blow the Jazz out of the water in the next game as well and I'm still saying Warriors take this series in 6. The Warriors should have won those first two games in Utah and once they dominate the Jazz again in Game 4 they should be able to carry that tidal wave of momentum into Utah for Game 5 and take one there. Then they just need to win at home and I really do not see anyone beating them at home in the playoffs. Everyone needs to remember that the Warriors had one of the best home records in the entire NBA during the regular season and there's no way that this Warriors team that played the first 60 games of the season even touches the team that played the past 22 and is playing right now in the playoffs... And remember, those first 60 games require entering in the dreaded Dunleavy/Murphy Factor which, as any Pacers fan I'm sure can attest to, equals no chance at the playoffs and crushed hopes and dreams for any basketball fans. What this team would have done at home over the course of a season I can only imagine...

--dwyermaker

VICTORY IS OURS!

We're not going to lie, we were crapping our pants when BDizzle pulled that hammy 5 minutes into the game. Not to mention his knee was killing him. But something about this team and these fans said "we ain't losing." All of us were hoping Davis could pull a Willis Reed, but he did way more than that. He truly had one of the all time epic playoff performances in this series and in this game. And you know what, so did the Warriors fans. For those three home games, it was INSANE at the Arena.

Meanwhile Stephen "Dead Eye" Jackson was the man, hitting 7 threes and going for 33. J-Rich, Barnes and Biedrins were also clutch as hell. If you had told us before going into this game that the Warriors would absolutely blow out the Mavs even though Baron Davis pulled his hammy shortly after tipoff, we would have said you're nuts.

But that 18-0 run in the third quarter absolutely killed the Mavs. They never recovered, you could see it on their faces. Meanwhile, Nowitzki was beyond awful, going for only 8 pts. I think we need to reroute that MVP trophy immediately to Baron Davis.

We've also gotta tip our hat to Nellie, who totally outcoached Avery, and got his extremely sweet revenge on Cuban. We knew we had the Mavs from the first game when Avery switched up his starting lineup.

Best of all about this Game 6, there will be no ref conspiracy theories. The Mavericks simply got CRUSHED, and that's all she wrote.

Now, it's time for us to call out all of those who called us crazy (and much worse things) for picking the Warriors to win this series. I was a bit off, since I said the Warriors would win in 7. Meanwhile Dwyermaker revised his in 7 pick to 6 early in the series. We're also going to send a huge shout out to Dan Shanoff who also picked the Warriors to win this series as well.

Below are some of the best insults people threw at us for picking the Warriors before the series began.
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"The only way the Warriors will win, 100% injury rate."

"are you high?"

"Nellie's teams have NEVER proved to be effective in the playoffs against quality competition."

"LMAO, you're too delusional."

"Have you ever watched the Mavs outside of GS games?"

"Wow. You have got to be the most ignorant basketball fan in the history of the game. Golden State doesn't play defense, they've never been in the playoffs, and we ALL know that how you play leading up to the playoffs doesn't mean squat once you're in."

"Mavs in 6 at worst."

"you're fat."
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We appreciate the comments guys. But look who's laughing now. We are. Enjoy your summer Mavs fans. I'm sure that MVP trophy that Herr Luftball gets will help ease the pain. Oh wait, no it won't.

-WCK