WAG your way into being a gold-digger

I've always found it interesting that here in the US, we don't really focus too much on athletes' wives and girlfriends. Sure, there's the occasional Kelli Croyle, Gisele, or Mrs. A-Rod, but for the most part, we leave them alone.

In Britain, however, WAGS are not only celebrities, they go out of their way to let you know how awesome they are for dating soccer players, even though they have no real discernable talents (or any that I can write here in good taste).

But I guess sometimes they get restless. Three WAGS decided to get their butts off their diamond-encrusted couches and create a video that teaches women how to be as vacant as they are. I'm sure this will be a huge hit, and sadly, I'm actually not being sarcastic. Here's a tag from the ad for the video.

WAGS Workout is the must have accessory for all girls wanting to achieve the look and style of a WAG - and who knows, they may even bag themselves a footballer in the process!

I'm not sure this video marks the end of civilization as we know it, but you can certainly see it from here. Anyway, it features classy Nicola T, who apparently gave her former football boyfriend Bobby Zamora a framed picture of her naked knockers that he kept above his bed, Lisa Mundy, who's dating some other soccer guy, and Melissa Johnson, who's married to some other soccer guy I could care less about.

So listen up ladies. Let the pros teach you how to be a full-time gold digger.

HT: WAGS Blog and Chicken Dinner.

-WCK