Showing posts with label Kevin Durant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Durant. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Can Someone Please Get KD a Hamburger!

While I wasn't entirely shocked about Kevin Durant's atrocious performance on the bench press earlier today, it does remind me of the last amazingly talented 18-19 year old who had a very suspect bench press but still went really high in the NBA draft, Shaun Livingston. And while not necessarily related to his bench press, we all know how that turned out. But, the problem is that there are NBA-ready bodies, there are non-NBA-ready bodies, and then there's Kevin Durant. Granted, the 82 game regular season has devolved into a mere formality with minimal physical play for the most part in the NBA over the past decade and I don't see Durant making the playoffs in the next couple years, but you tell me he runs across a pick from Shaq and it isn't going to look like a trailer for Saw IV? I don't know. As immensely talented as he is and I'm still saying he goes #2 in the draft no question, I almost feel like the Sonics would be best served to put him on the bench for a year, put some meat on his bones and make sure he can hang in the NBA before he does anything to damage his future.

One thing that has made Lebron so successful so early in his career is that he's so big and strong. For example, when Detroit tried going Jordan Rules on him, they didn't realize he's got about 2 inches in height and 20-25 pounds on Jordan and, with his speed and agility, Lebron's the one out there inflicting the pain on the guys trying to knock him down. Anyone fast enough to catch up to him (Prince, Hamilton, Hunter) is about half his size and anyone big enough to muscle him (Wallace, Maxiell, Webber) isn't quick enough to get out of a Marv Albert "serves up a facial" shot. On the flipside, Durant has neither the size nor the speed of Lebron and in any big game is just going to get hammered and this strategy will most likely work on him. 25 years ago, a guy like Durant with his frame could still make it, but Durant is going to have players like Ron Artest and Bruce Bowen guarding him next year in this modern NBA. If you want a visual, just replay the start of the Palace Brawl where Artest pulls down that kid in the crowd he thought threw the cup. If I'm the Sonics and I have a game coming up where Artest is guarding the future of my franchise, I would have serious reservations about sending KD out there. In the meantime, can someone please introduce Durant to American cuisine (ie, McDonalds, Burger King, Carl's Junior (my favorite), KFC) and a weight room? The fate of the NBA may just depend on it...

--dwyermaker

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

George W. Bush benches more than Kevin Durant

We're hoping that because of Kevin Durant's recent pathetic bench press showing at the NBA Draft Camp - he couldn't lift 185 lbs. even once - he'll fall all the way to the Warriors at the 18th pick. We'd gladly take him and his puny arms.

While that's pretty unlikely, we thought we'd take a look at how other athletes and celebrities have fared over the years with the bench press. We should note that not all of the numbers we've compiled are for max lifts. If they use certain weights for reps, we'll mention that. Our list is below, but all you really need to know is this, our current President benches more than Durant.

President Bush: 5 reps of 185 lbs.
Brady Quinn: Max - 350 lbs. and 28 reps of 225 lbs.
Yao Ming: Max - 300 lbs.
Former Cowboys offensive lineman Larry Allen: Max - 700 lbs.
Former NHL hockey goon Tony Twist: Max - 405 lbs.
Refrigerator Perry: Max - 465 lbs.
LaDainian Tomlinson: Max - 430 lbs.
The Rock: Max - 425 lbs.
Reggie Bush: Max - 335 lbs.
Matt Leinart: Never did one (Somehow I'm not surprised).
Power lifter and world bench press record holder Scot Mendelson: Max - 715 lbs.
MMA fighter and former pro football player Bob "The Beast" Sapp: Max - 600+ lbs.
Titans offensive lineman Justin Geisinger: Max - 600 lbs. and 43 reps of 225 lbs.
Former wrestler SuperFly Jimmy Snuka: Max - 525 lbs.
Shaq: Claimed Max - 455 lbs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Best ever Max - 455 lbs.
JaMarcus Russell: Max - 335 lbs.
49ers Tight End Vernon Davis: Max - 465 lbs.
Olympic Gold medalist and current pro wrestler Kurt Angle: Max - 420 lbs.
Dwight Howard: Max - 345 lbs.
Jacksonville Jaguars defensive tackle Derek Landri: Max - 425 lbs.
Actor Hugh Jackman: Max - 315 lbs. (during X-Men)
Former wrestler Brett "The Hitman" Hart: Max - 405 lbs.
Actor Will Smith: Max - 385 lbs. (during I-Robot)
100 meter dash world record holder Maurice Green: Max -365 lbs.
Michael Vick: Max - 335 lbs.
Tedd Ginn Jr.: Max - 250 lbs.
Former wrestler Lex Luger: 5 reps of 405 lbs.
Actor Jack Lemmon: Claimed Max - 300+ lbs. (I assume this is a joke)
Tiger Woods: Max - 300 lbs. Reportedly does reps at 190 lbs.
Wilt Chamberlain: Witnesses claim he once benched 465 lbs.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go train so I can out bench the prez.

-WCK

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