Pacman is having a better year off than you'd think

I certainly had no idea what in God's name Pacman was going to do during his year off. He of course is working on some album, which is what every suspended athlete does. But remember his TNA appearance? We all laughed, thought it was hilariously stupid and moved on.

But maybe we should have paid more attention.

It's being reported by multiple sites that Pacman Jones was paid $25,000 for his one appearance on TNA and he'll get that same amount for all subsequent appearances. Considering he can't even wrestle, that's one hell of a haul for doing a few minutes of acting.

There's one other problem though, most wrestlers that appear on TNA earn $750 or less per appearance. Yikes. And there's been talk that TNA might actually have to cut wrestlers if Pacman dips into the funds again.

Considering some of the wrestlers were pissed that Jones got his own RV in addition to the $25,000 during his first TV appearance - and there's at least one other reason why wrestlers may hate him - maybe Pacman should just forget ever appearing on TNA ever again.

-WCK

Pacman gets his rap on

I'm sure most of you know that Pacman's wrestling career didn't exactly work out as planned. So he's going to be rapping during his year off instead.

His new single from his new group Posterboyz supposedly came out today, although no one's been able to find anything on it yet. The song is "Let it Shine" which is Pacman's debut into rap. An album is due out in 2008.

So while we don't have Pacman rapping for you yet, we do have the MySpace page of the record label he owns. It's worth a minute or two of your time. Why?

"IF U AIN'T HEARD BOUT US.. U AINT IN DEZ STREETS"

Guess I haven't been on the streets enough.

-WCK

Pacman's legend continues to grow

The saga of Pacman has taken yet another bizarre new twist. According to USA Today, New York nurse Natalie Jones, who was shot in the head (meaning grazed) during the famed Minxx scuffle in Las Vegas involving Pacman and his posse, has sued our hero and the company (strip club) she says hired him to throw thousands of dollars at the strippers.

Wait what? Yes, that's right. Natalie Jones claims in her suit filed Aug. 14 that Pacman had "entered into a contract" with the Harlem Knights exotic dancer group, based in Houston, to throw thousands of $1 bills on stage at the Minxx for about 40 dancers. Why a Houston strip club would pay Pacman to do something like this in Vegas at another strip club is beyond me. And the Las Vegas police apparently agree, seeing as they said yesterday they have not found evidence of such a contract.

The woman is still suing Pac for time she spent recovering in the hospital, of which there is some disagreement.

But that's not important. What is important is that thanks to intense internet research, we managed to track down the Harlem Knights strip club web page and their MySpace page. And lo and behold, the strip club actually has a daily buffet. So maybe Pacman was telling the truth after all.

Touche indeed Mr. Pacman. Your move Mr. Goodell.

-WCK

Here comes The Rainmaker!

I really thought this was a joke the first time I heard it, but almost every wrestling site on the internet is reporting it, and even a major newspaper.

It's been confirmed (more or less) that Pacman Jones has signed with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA) to become, well it's not known what yet, during his year off from football. Wrestling Edge says he already signed while The Tennessean says he's on the verge of signing. Either way, odds look pretty good he's going to do something with TNA.

Quite frankly, I'll have trouble believing this until I see him on television doing what I hope will be his signature move, "The Rainmaker." He'll pin opponents by throwing thousands of $1 bills on top of them.

The news is supposed to break nationally on Tuesday. And according to the Tennessean, he won't be wrestling, which is a shame. Whatever he does, it's also supposedly all right with the Titans. I guess they really could care less about what Pacman's up to these days.

And if Pacman ever steps into the ring and needs a tag team partner, he can always call on Chris Henry.

Sites saying Pacman is signing:
The Tennessean
Wrestling Edge
411Mania

-WCK

Pacman's in trouble yet again

From the "I didn't see this coming in a million years" file, Pacman Jones is in trouble with the law yet again. This time for driving with a registration violation and also failing to show proof of insurance. This all while driving an orange Lamborghini, which of course is the car to drive if you want to avoid attention.

We should really just create a mock Pacman write-up that we can pull out at any time and simply add in the names and crimes.


Pacman Jones was arrested today for allegedly __________. After making it rain at a strip club, Jones threatened __________ and then shot ___________ multiple times before peeling out of the parking lot in a __________ that wasn't registered properly.

Jones's court date has been set for __________. He also has _________ pending cases that include multiple felony charges.

Jones is scheduled to meet with Commissioner Goodell on ________. Jones is likely to be suspended for _________ seasons before he can return to play.

-WCK

Pacman is a one man army

Pacman Jones has a run in with the cops. A Bengal then shortly gets arrested. Pacman threatens to kill someone. Another Bengal gets arrested. Pacman unloads a full clip into oncoming traffic. Another Bengal gets arrested.

Apparently there's a dangerous game of chicken going on between Pacman and the Bengals, if you couldn't see that already. Except Pacman's playing the game at slightly higher stakes.

This story has been sitting under all our noses for as long as I can remember and yet somehow we all missed it. Everyone except for Bourbon for Breakfast, which has catalogued the competetive carnage.

I just hope this thing ends soon, otherwise with the way this thing is escalating, Pacman might soon have his finger on the button.

-WCK

This is getting out of control

I'm 100% certain that this is the car Pacman Jones used in his most recent shooting escapade. At least no one was hurt during that incident.

But his more infamous shooting episode, in which members of his entourage shot and paralyzed a bouncer at a Las Vegas strip club, well, things are starting to get real bad real fast.

The Pacman is now facing two counts of felony coercion. And interestingly, the shooting played no role in the charges. The felony coercion charges stem from the fact that Jones pretty much said he'd kill everyone in the strip club. And he bit a guy.

I know Pacman is a talented football player, but this is just getting out of control at this point. I'd be surprised if Goodell ever lets him back in the league after this.

-WCK