From the "I didn't see this coming in a million years" file, Pacman Jones is in trouble with the law yet again. This time for driving with a registration violation and also failing to show proof of insurance. This all while driving an orange Lamborghini, which of course is the car to drive if you want to avoid attention.
We should really just create a mock Pacman write-up that we can pull out at any time and simply add in the names and crimes.
Pacman Jones was arrested today for allegedly __________. After making it rain at a strip club, Jones threatened __________ and then shot ___________ multiple times before peeling out of the parking lot in a __________ that wasn't registered properly.
Jones's court date has been set for __________. He also has _________ pending cases that include multiple felony charges.
Jones is scheduled to meet with Commissioner Goodell on ________. Jones is likely to be suspended for _________ seasons before he can return to play.