Sunday, July 22, 2007

The Chinese have us pegged

I know you're already making your plans for the Beijing Olympics in 2008. And I also know you're thinking - damn, how in God's name am I going to get my Tec-9 and my anti-aircraft rocket-launcher over to China so I can squeeze off a few rounds during some down time?

Well, China has you covered. Not only will they be launching missiles into the air to prevent rain during the Olympics, but they'll also escort you out to the countryside for some target practice with the Chinese Army. Excellent.
  • Pay on the spot by the bullet or other projectile. Professional staff from China's army will assist you in having your weapon pointed at the right target. Please don't forget take your passport on hand for identification when you are going to attend the shooting activity. You might want to bring your own earplugs as well.
Oh yeah, you should totally bring earplugs. Nothing is worse than the ringing you get in your ears after pouring out a clip from an AK. But wait, did you say I can also fire off some rounds from an anti-aircraft rocket-launcher? Yes, yes I did.
  • The China North International Shooting Range offer a wide selection of both heavy and light weapons. If you are shy, you may use TT Olympia sports pistol. If you are used to it and want to relax yourself, you may try anti-aircraft rocket launcher!
I've got to be honest, I'm not shy. And nothing relaxes me more than shooting down a 747 in mid-flight. And just in case that doesn't float your boat, you can also fire off some mortars.

I don't know about you, but I'm calling my travel agent tomorrow.

-WCK

7 comments:

Dustyn Winder said...

that is hilarious...i'll see you there...

Wormfather said...

I'm all up for the missiles, the target shooting and the heavy arms stuff...but I will not be bungy jumping with a company with that many gramatical errors.

And thats comming from ME!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info!! I like your blog, i will have it bookmarked :) !

You have very informative and amazing stuff to read. Thank you for writing this great article, I will let my friends know about this!

You can also take a look at guideloft's ultimate Leveling Guide, Gold Guide and Strategy guide for most MMO Games!

GuideLoft
Age Of Conan Gold Guide
Age Of Conan Leveling Guide and Strategy Guide AoC Guide
Eve Online Guide
Runescape Leveling and Strategy Guide
9Dragons Guide
2Moons Strategy Guide
WoW Gold Guide and WoW Strategy Guide
Lord of The Rings Online Guide
Final Fantasy XI Guide and FFXI Guide
City Of Heroes Guide and CoH Guide
Silkroad Online Guide and Sro Guide
Second Life Linden Guide and sL guide
GuideLoft MMORPG Forum
Guild Wars Guide
Hellgate London Guide
Maplestory Guide
Flash Games

Anonymous said...

免費視訊聊天,辣妹視訊,視訊交友網,美女視訊,視訊交友,視訊交友90739,成人聊天室,視訊聊天室,視訊聊天,視訊聊天室,情色視訊,情人視訊網,視訊美女,一葉情貼圖片區,免費視訊聊天室,免費視訊,ut聊天室,聊天室,豆豆聊天室,尋夢園聊天室,聊天室尋夢園,影音視訊聊天室

威而柔,自慰套,自慰套,SM,充氣娃娃,充氣娃娃,潤滑液,飛機杯,按摩棒,跳蛋,性感睡衣,威而柔,自慰套,自慰套,SM,充氣娃娃,充氣娃娃,潤滑液,飛機杯,按摩棒,跳蛋,性感睡衣
情惑用品性易購,情侶歡愉用品

色情遊戲,寄情築園小遊戲,情色文學,一葉情貼圖片區,情惑用品性易購,情人視訊網,辣妹視訊,情色交友,成人論壇,情色論壇,愛情公寓,情色,舊情人,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,色情小說,做愛,做愛影片,性愛

情惑用品性易購,aio交友愛情館,一葉情貼圖片區,情趣用品

辣妹視訊,美女視訊,視訊交友網,視訊聊天室,視訊交友,視訊美女,免費視訊,免費視訊聊天,視訊交友90739,免費視訊聊天室,成人聊天室,視訊聊天,視訊交友aooyy,哈啦聊天室,辣妺視訊

A片,色情A片,視訊
網拍設計,網頁設計,徵信社,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣

http://iqforu.com said...

This can't truly have success, I suppose so.

Metal buildings said...

I completely agree with everything you have printed here.

www.iqforu.com said...

Quite helpful data, lots of thanks for your article.

Free Blog Counter