Monday, November 12, 2007

Monday links

This not well thought out arrangement of letters comes from the 2007 Tokyo Auto Show. There's really nothing more to say about it. Anyway, we're back to normal this week. No more nerdy conventions to attend.

On to the links.

MJ is #1 again, in divorce payouts. [Deuce of Davenport]

The new college basketball power conference: The Atlantic Sun Conference. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

Adam Vinatieri has lost his magic touch. [Suck at Sports]

And he was never that good anyway. [Fanhouse]

The year's top 20 posts, according to someone else. [Juiced Sports Blog]

I had no clue the Maryland mascot was Jewish. [Larry Brown Sports]

Another edition of the NOIS college football rankings. [NOIS]

I thought the Deuce and us always found the weirdest sports. I was wrong. Leaf Blower Hockey is coming. [Lion in Oil]

Your weekly hockey recap. [Going Five Hole]

-WCK

Rudy Giuliani is still an idiot

I'm sure you all remember Rudy Giuliani shot himself in the foot when he said he would be rooting for the Red Sox in the World Series. Yes, it was a painfully pathetic attempt to potentially squeeze votes out of state that he has no prayer of ever winning even if he receives the Republican nomination. Well, to capitalize on that ridiculous ploy, Giuliani is now offering personalized autographed bats on his Presidential campaign Web site. For some reason the bats don't mention his fluctuating allegiances. Nor do they mention 9/11. Now there's a surprise.

If you feel like paying only (only?) $79.95 for a bat that would normally cost you about $30, then go right ahead and buy it. I'm sure you'll have a great time breaking it in by wacking Rudy over the head for his asinine political strategy of pandering to hated sports rivals for votes.

-WCK

What we learned from Sunday's NFL action

After 10 weeks of football, there only seem to be a handful of great teams in the NFL. The Pats, Colts (despite Sunday's loss), and Cowboys. Maybe you can throw Green Bay and the Steelers in there, but I'm not going to do that. Plus there are two divisions that are clogged up with mediocre teams, the NFC South and the AFC West, and one division clogged up with horrendous teams, the NFC West.

Anyway, on to what we learned.

1. San Diego needs to find an offense, fast. Even though they beat the Colts last night, when your entire offense revolves around Darren Sproles and Antonio Cromartie, you're in trouble. The fact is the Colts should have won that game despite Manning throwing 6 ints and not having two of his biggest receiving threats. This was about the ugliest victory the Chargers could get and it showed in full detail how awful their offense has become. And quite frankly, it all starts with Rivers. Rivers seems to be continually regressing as a QB and can't seem to throw the ball with any consistency or zip. He's also underthrowing receivers regularly. His poor play has killed LT's running game and it's neutralized the receivers and Gates. What makes all of this strange is that Norv Turner, while a horrible coach, is a great offensive coordinator. He's the reason why the 49ers offense is so bad this year, because he left to coach San Diego. But how does a guy who's so good in the booth as an O-coordinator have such a terrible offensive team as a head coach? Especially when San Diego had a powerful offense last year and hasn't really changed personnel. It's mind boggling. Actually, it's just Norv Turner being Norv Turner. The lesson, as always, is never, ever, ever hire this man as your head coach.

2. Speaking of horrible quarterbacks, somebody needs to put down Steve McNair. He's beyond terrible. All the INTs, all the fumbles. It's become expected at this point in time. Plus you know you suck when a crowd cheers when you get benched for Kyle Boller. That can't be stressed enough - Baltimore fans cheered when Boller came in. Might want to pack it up after this season Steve.

3. Vince Young is starting to teeter in the direction of becoming a disappointing player. Deep into his second season, it's becoming apparent that VY may unfortunately be the second coming of Michael Vick, just without the dogfighting (I hope). As in, he's a QB that can keep you alive with his feet, but when push comes to shove, he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a pass. The simple fact is that you can't go real far in this league unless you have a QB who can consistently complete passes. And right now, VY can't do that. Not to mention that in yesterday's game he threw his first TD pass in a month and a half - while throwing two picks.

4. Miami may have lost their one shot at winning a game this year. They could have beaten the Bills, but instead caved in during the 4th. Granted they still have the Bengals and Jets on their schedule, but the Bengals are getting better now that Chris Henry is back and the Jets may have found something in Kellen Clemens. If you're Miami, you've gotta win when you've got a chance. You can't wait for some supposedly good matchup. By the way, I didn't mention the fact that the Dolphins play the Pats in their second to last game because it doesn't matter. New England's third team could still kill Miami.

5. Just when I thought the Saints had finally turned things around, they fall back to earth. In fact, the Saints may be the perfect example of the NFL this year. As in the league is filled with a bunch of teams that seem to transform from Jekyll to Hyde on a weekly basis and hover around the .500 mark. Although the truth is that the Rams really never should have been 0-8. Their problem was that they had multiple injuries combined with a braindead coach. They've at least solved one of those two problems now, so I'd expect them to at least win one or two more games before the end of the season.

6. The Lions also fell back to earth on Sunday. I thought they'd beat the Cardinals, but instead I found myself questioning whether they'd even get to 8 wins after the game. This team has a brutal schedule remaining with tilts against the Giants, Cowboys and two games against the surprising Packers. 10 wins suddenly seems like a real stretch after this buzz killing loss to the Cards.

7. I'd like to welcome Rex Grossman back. He's still a horrible quarterback who seems unable to understand certain elements of the game, but it's not like Griese is much better. Rexy had a good game against the Raiders, but remember, they're the Raiders. Wait until Rexy lines up against the Giants in three weeks - if he's even still starting then.

8. The Cowboys definitively proved they're the best team in the NFC, even though everyone already knew that. Romo continues to be impressive and TO has been on a roll of late. Dallas's defense may not be great, but their offense incredibly potent. That said...

9. Green Bay is starting to become impossible to write off. They're going to win their division, but the real question now is how far can they get with no running game? It's never good when your team's leading rusher heading into week 10 has 203 yards and is on the IR list. But who knows, maybe the Packers found a diamond in the rough in Ryan Grant. Although I doubt it. That said, the Packers play in the NFC, so having a running game may not even be that important. The truth is we'll learn a lot about the Packers when they play the Cowboys in 3 weeks. All I know is that this team seems to be riding a wave of luck, like when two Vikings defenders nailed each other on Favre pass that should have been picked off but instead wound up in the hands of a Packers receiver. That isn't going to happen all year for Green Bay. Like my two days in Vegas last week, eventually your luck runs out and you double down on an 11 and get a 2.

10. How is it possible that we had a team in the NFL that hadn't thrown a TD pass to a receiver until yesterday, yet the team still had a winning record? Yeah, the Redskins hadn't thrown a TD pass to a receiver until yesterday. How that's possible is beyond me. But it says something about the NFL this year, and that is that a lot of teams are pretty mediocre.

11. The Steelers are a confusing team. They blew away the Browns on total yardage, but barely won yesterday. They've also lost two head scratching games this year to Arizona and Denver. Sure those were both road games, but those aren't good losses at all. I keep wanting to put the Steelers into the up echelon of NFL teams with the Pats, Colts and Cowboys, but I can't do it. Hell, Green Bay might even be better than them. Well, maybe not.

12. Did the Carolina/Atlanta game even air on TV? I know I saw I highlight of it somewhere I think, but I may have been hallucinating. God what a season, Vinny against Joey. That's about as awful as it gets.

-WCK

Sunday, November 11, 2007

The Gipper liked them young

You may recall back in October that George Gipp's body was exhumed for rather bizarre and unexplained reasons. And just to make it even weirder, ESPN filmed it too.

Well, a little later it leaked out that Gipp's body was exhumed to find out if he had fathered an illegitimate kid.

Gipp, as it turns out, wasn't the 1920s Matt Leinart, so he won't be joining our list of athletes who fathered illegitimate kids (although Gipp apparently went to even fewer classes than Leinart and was heavily involved in gambling rings). Tests done on Gipp's right femur revealed that he wasn't the father. But there's still some strange stuff to reveal.

The whole reason for this bizarre series of events actually came from this 2005 internet posting by a woman who believed Gipp had gotten her grandmother - Eva Bright - pregnant. Gipp actually did date Bright for a year before he died at age 25. But the interesting thing is that Bright was either 15 or 16 when Gipp was dating her. I don't even think Leinart would do something like that.

So in other words, a 25-year-old All-American football player was dating a woman almost a decade younger than him who wound up cheating on him. I'm just amazed Marcus Vick wasn't involved in any way.

As for Notre Dame, they seem to have taken Knute Rockne's "Win ONE for the Gipper" speech way too literally this year.

-WCK

What we learned from Saturday's college football action

I'll tell you one thing we learned right away. That Ohio State fans cry when their team loses. Hardcore man. And by "hardcore" I mean "total losers who need to calm the hell down."

On to the other stuff.

1. Illinois may have helped us avoid a total BCS meltdown. While no one is happy with the BCS system, at least it's pretty clear that the two best teams in the country - LSU and Oregon - are now at the top of it. You could debate for hours which team is more deserving of the #1 ranking, but it's basically irrelevant. If both LSU and Oregon win out, we'll get the SEC against the Pac-10 in the National Championship. And considering those conferences have easily been the two best conferences in the nation this year, that scenario would make for one highly watched National Championship. A lot better than the potential Ohio State/BC matchup that was sitting on the table a few weeks ago.

2. However, all this may change if Kansas runs the table too. I really like the Fighting Manginos, but I'm not a believer yet. What will make me a believer is if Kansas beats Missouri in two weeks. Then they'll likely face Oklahoma in the Big-12 Championship, and if they win that game, well then you've gotta let them play in the National Championship. I think the odds of Kansas beating both Mizzou and Oklahoma are slim to none, but hey, if they do it, they deserve to be in the National Championship.

3. Speaking of interesting scenarios, USC may just get back to the Rose Bowl yet again after being left for dead two weeks ago. If Oregon goes to the National Championship, and USC wins out by beating ASU and UCLA, they'll go to the Rose Bowl. Even more ridiculous is that if Michigan beats Ohio State, they'll go to the Rose Bowl again as well. Imagine that. The two schools that suffered the worst upsets in college football history this year may face each other in the Rose Bowl. I'm not sure if that should make me excited or really angry.

4. Where'd that vaunted Ohio State defense go? I didn't think Ohio State was the best team in the country heading into this weekend at all, but I certainly thought they were pretty damn good, primarily because of their defense. But allowing Illinois to drain more than 8 minutes off the clock to end the game, while allowing QB sneak after QB sneak. What the hell? That was atrocious. If you can't prevent an 8 minute drive when you desperately need the ball back, you have no business being in the National Championship. Maybe Ohio State's defense has just benefitted from playing in a crappy conference this year.

5. While I may have been surprised by Ohio State's loss, I wasn't surprised by Boston College's loss at all. I've said this before, and I'll say it again, BC has played a weak schedule and they'd be beaten down regularly if they played in the SEC or Pac-10. What makes this loss even sweeter is we had a commenter in the past rail us for calling BS on BC when they were the #2 team in the country. After two losses in a row I don't think that commenter is going to be quite so chatty now.

6. Arizona State is still overrated. They should never have been ranked #4 in the country and they should have dropped lower than #9 after having gotten thoroughly roughed up by Oregon. They haven't beaten anyone of note except a Cal team that has folded faster than Superman on laundry day (thanks Simpsons). Plus they played a UCLA team yesterday that can only be described as massively schizophrenic. And UCLA didn't have it yesterday, thanks to having their 19th string QB at the helm. ASU is going to get crushed by USC next week and won't be going to the Rose Bowl.

7. After saying last week that we should all pay attention to UCONN, they get crushed by Cincy. Which means we can all stop paying attention to them.

8. I'd like to nominate the John Parker Wilson blind heave into the endzone that was returned for a TD just before halftime as this season's worst INT. That was crushing beyond belief for Alabama, and also awesome to watch. I could watch that clip on repeat for hours. There's nothing better than watching Nick Saban lose, and watching him lose in gut-wrenching fashion is even better. I also like how Miss St. and Alabama now have the same record. Keep it up Saban.

9. I'd say something about Hawaii being undefeated, but I can't remember anything about their game against Fresno except this ridiculously vicious hit that Brennan took. Doesn't seem to be an illegal hit, it's just that Marcus Riley got 20 yards of unimpeded steam built up before he decked an unsuspecting Brennan. Something tells me Ty Detmer will be leaving a big check in Riley's locker. [Thanks to Wizard of Odds and UH Bows for the clip]


10. That sure was a great way for the U to leave the Orange Bowl. Nothing like getting shut out 48-0 against a team that can't seem to win unless they give at least 200 fans heart attacks for being unable to win by more than 2 points.

11. Michigan's loss to Wisconsin wasn't quite as bad as some are making it out to be. They played without Hart and Henne left the game in the first quarter. All that matters is the Ohio State game next week to determine who goes to the Rose Bowl. I mean Michigan's National Championship hopes officially ended after losing to App St. anyway, so all they have left is the Rose Bowl and the loss to Wisconsin didn't really change things all that much. It's still win and you're in. Michigan just better hope they have Hart and Henne back next week. Otherwise, Ohio State might as well just book its tickets to Pasadena now.

-WCK

Friday, November 9, 2007

Fear and Loathing from the Blog World Expo

We're all in the red. As expected.

Blog World Expo wasn't quite as nerdy as we all expected, but that may be because the Video Game Con was going on right next door. Some of the blogs that were featured at the Expo included Viva El Birdos, AZ Sports Hub, Athletics Nation, Clips Nation, SB Nation and Gaslamp Ball.

Will Leitch from Deadspin, Jamie Mottram from Mr. Irrelevant and Yahoo! Sports, and Matt Sussman from the Futon Report were all featured speakers. And a salute to KSK who brought home the Best Sports Blog yet again.

But by the far the highlight of the weekend was the pajama party at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel. Number of people in pajamas at the party: 3.

You can also see more pics and stuff from the weekend over at Mr. Irrelevant.

We'll be back again with posts tomorrow.

-100%

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Barry Bonds versus Japan


This video seems to be from right after the season that Bonds hit 73 home runs. Some Japanese game show or something came to the local high school in my hometown to have Bonds play in a live version of a Japanese baseball board game. Yeah, what I just wrote really makes no sense, but neither do Japanese game shows. Anyway, it features Bonds taking cuts against a super-modified pitching machine. And also Barry talking smack to a Japanese comedian. I'm stunned Bonds agreed to do this. He must have been in a steroid-induced haze when he signed up for this, there's really no other explanation.

The whole episode is on YouTube, and this is just part 2. So if you're really looking to kill some time today, here's part 1 which has a hilarious introduction of Bonds and part 3 which is him taking more cuts and trying to strike out the Japanese guy using the pitching machine.

-WCK

Off to Vegas links

The whole 100% crew is headed off to Vegas for the rest of the week. That means we won't be posting much and we're unlikely to have many link dumps. Do expect the usual YouTube filler post or two. We're primarily headed out there to become millionaires, but if we have some spare time we'll stop by the Blog World Expo. Some of the speakers include Jamie Mottram of Mr. Irrelevant, The Blog Show, and Yahoo! Sports and Will Leitch from Deadspin. Mark Cuban is also going to be speaking, but we don't think we need to be there for that. MGM is probably a better call. The guys from KSK also seem well on their way to winning another Best Sports Blog award, so some of them will probably be there as well. If anyone else is going to be there, just shoot us an email, and hopefully we'll have internet access at the dive motel we're staying at.

On to the links.

Yet another attempt to bring an NFL team back to LA. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

Mel Blount wasn't a fan of the effort given by the Ravens last night. [Lion in Oil]

Translating Joe Gibbs. [Deuce of Davenport]

Sunday wasn't the first time the Colts DeeJay guy screwed up. [Lord Beer Me Strength]

MBSR, not Patriots fans. [My Brain Says Rage]

Looking back on it, Michigan is one blocked kick away from potentially being national championship material. Sort of like every year at Michigan. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

The key to bringing rival fans together: beer-bongs. [Arrowhead Addict]

That beat down on Nebraska this past weekend was deserved. [Larry Brown Sports]

-100%

Monday, November 5, 2007

Prison and Pole-vaulting, together at last

Considering today is Guy Fawkes day, we couldn't let the day pass without a post involving prison, jail time, and the potential destruction of Britain. It seems there's a young offenders (18-21) prison in Dorset, England where inmates are learning how to vault over 13ft high bars. Naturally it's a big hit, even though Allison Stokke isn't teaching the class.

But it obviously raises a few questions. As one guy said, "It struck me as funny that prisoners are being taught to pole vault." Yes, yes it is.

I already know what you're thinking and the walls at the prison are 20ft high. So this is no big deal then, right? Um, maybe.

The warden who runs the place is hoping a future Olympic champion will emerge from the prison. Interestingly, the men's world record for pole-vaulting is just over 20ft. Seems like perfect motivation to me.

In my mind, about the only sport you could teach prisoners that's worse than pole-vaulting would probably be skeet shooting. Or shiv making.

And just to help you sleep at night, at a jail in New Mexico in 1987, seven men – including two murderers – pole-vaulted over a prison wall.

-WCK

It's better than being named Boston I guess

China continues to impress as we get closer and closer to the Olympic Games. It seems that almost 3,500 Chinese kids have the name "Olympics." That may seem a little ridiculous, but so what. A lot of American celebrities give their kids ridiculous names as well. Although maybe not quite as bad as Olympics.

But the fun thing is that kids aren't just getting named after the Olympics. Not at all. They're also being named after the Olympic mascots. The names are Bei Bei (880 people), Jing Jing (1,240), Huan Huan (1,063), Ying Ying (624) and Ni Ni (642). When put together, the phrase translates to "Beijing welcomes you!" Strangely, when separated, each individual name translates as "You will get your ass kicked repeatedly and thoroughly in school."

And in case you were wondering, 5,598 people have the same name as Yao Ming, who surprisingly is totally outclassed by star hurdler Liu Xiang, who has the same name as 18,462 other people in China.

-WCK

Monday links

It's Guy Fawkes Day. Which doesn't mean much here in the states, but as Bart Simpson said, "With you every day is Guy Fawkes day, Sherri Bobbins." I have no idea what that means.

On to the links.

Was there fake crowd noise during the Pats/Colts game? [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

It's the year of the tight end. Wait, that sounds bad. [Mr. Irrelevant]

I'm late on this, but since the Skins won yesterday, it works well. Sort of. MBSR wants Darrell Green in the Hall of Fame. [My Brain Says Rage] I'd like to see their take on Art Monk as well. And here it is.

The next great Japanese player who'll be coming to the U.S. likes treating umpires like crap. Which is exactly how they should be treated. [Home Run Derby]

Epic Carnival interviews the Brahsome boys. [Epic Carnival]

Uh, did this guy survive? Do I really want to know? [Deuce of Davenport]

-WCK

I'll just take that trophy from you


Last week the Rugby World Cup trophy was brought to Newlands Stadium in South Africa which is just outside of Cape Town. It seats over 50,000 people, so it's not exactly small. Some guy hopped down onto the field and tried to steal the trophy from South African player Bryan Habana. I've been to this stadium, and I have no clue where this guy thought he was going to go. But then again, this guy probably wasn't thinking in the first place.

-WCK

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