More High School football fights

Yesterday we brought you that video of two Florida high school football teams fighting that resulted in a combined 58 suspensions. Well, that video was surprisingly not that great. So today we bring you another fight, which happened in Michigan this last weekend. Only 11 suspensions resulted from this dust-up, but they were all from one team. One kid gets absolutely crushed and gets up like he was hit by a bus. But my favorite part is when two guys on the same team nearly duke it out. Now that's teamwork.

Note to self: Never attend Jackson High School.

-WCK

It's not the U versus FIU, but it'll do

I don't know why, but some sportswriter for a Washington paper had this video linked on his blog today. He was congratulating his local high school sports teams for not doing what happens in the above video. Which obviously means they play wuss football up in Washington. In Florida, however, they take no prisoners. This is a fight between two high school Florida football teams, Miramar and Flanagan from Sept. 28th. Miramar high school football rules! An unreal 58 players were suspended as a result of the brawl and most for the whole season. In addition, Miramar was fined $5,550 and Flanagan $6,800. The game was called off halfway through the third quarter. It'll be finished later this month in a 4-on-4 tag football game by the 8 total players who weren't suspended for sticking a shiv in someone.

I'm not really sure why there were so many suspensions. For 58 suspensions I expected to see at least one guy using his helmet as a weapon, and one or two Neds. Maybe even an anti-aircraft missile. But no. So anyway, enjoy this somewhat disappointing video of high school kids wailing on each other.

-WCK

Knock yourself out kid

It's kind of a slow day, so enjoy this video clip of a hockey player knocking himself out.

-WCK

Sign this kid to a contract pronto

I know a bunch of you are ready for today's NFL action. As am I. But I'm always on the lookout for new talent, trying to find tomorrow's stars today. And this kid has it. Sheer raw power and the ability to kill anything in his path. Of course it helps when anything in his path happens to be a much smaller kid with a towel over his head who's standing prone, but I like what this fat kid brings. A sheer disregard for human life. He's like a young Ray Lewis.

-WCK

Being a boxing ref is dangerous

Put boxing ref up there as yet another job I wouldn't do. He gets hit so hard he goes cross-eyed.

-WCK

Track has hits that rival pro football

Since it's Tuesday, and there are no more big hits from pro football going on until next weekend, we've decided to quench your thirst by bringing you the best big hit in the history of track and field. Gotta keep your head on a swivel people.

-WCK

See you in hell seagull

Don't blame me for this post. Blame Michael Vick. Thanks to him I'm now numb to animal cruelty.

-WCK

This is why you wear a cup

I've never really been a fan of athletic cups. They chafe and are uncomfortable. But if I were an MMA fighter, I guarantee you I'd be wearing one. And the reason why is because people are losing their nuts at an alarming rate in MMA.

Sunday provided one of the more brutal examples in recent memory. At the K-1 Asian Grand Prix a fighter by the name of Musashi got more groin shots in a few hours than a man should ever have to endure. During an early fight Musashi was kicked in the groin area on two separate occasions. He managed to bounce back and knockout his opponent later in the fight.

Apparently not learning from his original mistake, Musashi entered his next fight soon after without a cup, and yet again was on the receiving end of multiple knee shots aimed below the belt. Musashi’s corner threw in the towel but it was disregarded by officials because his opponent's knees to the groin were deemed illegal. So Musashi was going to have to fight yet again. He must have been pleased.

The pain however was too great and he was forced to withdraw from the tournament. It was probably a good idea he didn't fight again because he wound up with internal bleeding in his left nut. Ouch.

If you think that's bad, and it is, it could still be worse. A veteran MMA fighter recently had a Lance Armstrong done on the family jewels because he got kneed by a training partner. Rather than go to the doctor, he let his his jewels swell to 4 times their normal size. "I just made a mistake and got caught."

You sure did buddy, you sure did.

-WCK

Poker and enraged bulls = a winning combination

I'd like to salute the men of genius who came up with this brilliant game. It pits rednecks against an enraged bull in a game of high stakes poker. He who gets up last from the poker table wins...and gets some brutal punishment. Everybody wins.

On a more serious note, I'm stunned anyone would subject themselves to this.

Tip o' the cap to The Draft General for unearthing this gem.

-WCK

Good thing he wasn't hanging off of a cliff

I don't rock climb. This is why.

It's also kinda related to this. As in people hurting themselves and winding up in water.

-WCK

A reason not to shank a golf ball

I don't play golf at all, for multiple reasons, but this may be the single best reason.

-WCK

Just livin' the dream

Continuing with our girls beating the crap out of people theme today, here's one you'll like. Remember when your old PE teacher started hasslin' you? "Drop and give me 20 you pansy!" And you just wanted to bash his motherf*cking face in.

Well, this girl decided enough was enough and took matters into her own hands - and some hair.

-WCK