Nothing like a good old fashioned Texas cheerleader fight

I never saw "Bring It On" or any of its subsequent follow-ups, but if I remember one thing from the 30-second TV trailer, it's that cheerleading is ultra competetive. And that the girls that do it are - how do I put this nicely - catty bitches. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Anyway, it seems on Monday that 33 cheerleaders from two different Texas high schools got into the catfight to end all catfights at Texas State University at the end of a 4-day cheerleading camp. Here's the Dallas Morning News's take on the beat down.

• Squads from both Dallas Skyline and Midland high schools were staying in Blanco Hall and preparing to check out about 11:30 a.m. Monday, said Mark Hendricks, a university spokesman.

  The Skyline girls staying on the fifth floor began knocking on the doors of the Midland cheerleaders on the fourth floor, he said.

  Some of the Midland cheerleaders came into the hall. Shouting, pushing and shoving ensued before someone called police, Mr. Hendricks said.

  Eleven Midland girls and 22 Skyline girls were involved. No injuries were reported, he said.

No one got injured?! That's a shame.

As you can see from the map below, the Texas news was all over this huge story (except for getting scandalous photos). Judging by the forecast, Midland came in from the west and Skyline from the north, which resulted in the huge shitstorm at TSU.
Man, is there really nothing better to cover in Texas than this shit? You know, at least until football season starts.

Regrettably, as I said before, there are no pictures of this incident. However, this is why God gave you an imagination. Or if you're too lazy, here's a really crappy local news video.

-WCK