Joakim Noah and Jeff Green can't dance

Pro athletes are so good at their given field of work that it's always fun to learn that they absolutely suck at something. Well, Joakim Noah and Jeff Green suck something fierce at dancing. This video comes from what I guess was some NBA rookie photoshoot sometime shortly after the draft.

There's nothing amazing in the video, as in no headspins or people doing the worm. Alando Tucker is the winner by far, as his shimmy-shake suggests he's at least capable of busting a move from time to time.

Noah is pretty awful, but worst dancer goes to Jeff Green who does the most horrible robot I've ever seen in my life.

-WCK