Pacman's legend continues to grow

The saga of Pacman has taken yet another bizarre new twist. According to USA Today, New York nurse Natalie Jones, who was shot in the head (meaning grazed) during the famed Minxx scuffle in Las Vegas involving Pacman and his posse, has sued our hero and the company (strip club) she says hired him to throw thousands of dollars at the strippers.

Wait what? Yes, that's right. Natalie Jones claims in her suit filed Aug. 14 that Pacman had "entered into a contract" with the Harlem Knights exotic dancer group, based in Houston, to throw thousands of $1 bills on stage at the Minxx for about 40 dancers. Why a Houston strip club would pay Pacman to do something like this in Vegas at another strip club is beyond me. And the Las Vegas police apparently agree, seeing as they said yesterday they have not found evidence of such a contract.

The woman is still suing Pac for time she spent recovering in the hospital, of which there is some disagreement.

But that's not important. What is important is that thanks to intense internet research, we managed to track down the Harlem Knights strip club web page and their MySpace page. And lo and behold, the strip club actually has a daily buffet. So maybe Pacman was telling the truth after all.

Touche indeed Mr. Pacman. Your move Mr. Goodell.

-WCK