Beckham sure rides the pine like a champ. I guess that's why he's getting paid $250 million. But all joking aside, I'd also sit on a bench repeatedly for that kind of money. LA Galaxy, feel free to give me a ring.
On to the links.
NOIS talks with Scoop Jackson. [NOIS]
Pacman Jones, who isn't allowed to be touched on TNA, wound up on a stretcher after his first performance. This story just writes itself. [Pacman Jonesin']
The EPL has started another season. Which of course means more drunken hooker orgies. [Deuce of Davenport]
Woody Austin has balls. [The Pig Pen]
More bar related Jeff Reed fun. [Doubt About It]
More Joe Morgan nonsense. [Awful Announcing]
Some thoughts on handcuffing yourself in fantasy football. [Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]
Barry's letter to Hank. Note: it's satire people. [Sons of Sam Malone]