I guess he got inspired by getting his ass kicked or something because he's now releasing a homemade porno of himself with his 25-year-old girlfriend. There's an unpleasant thought.
The movie, lasting an hour and nine minutes, has been bought by a Melbourne distributor for a six-figure sum, and is set to appear on an American web site - lucky us. I don't really understand why it's going on an American web site considering no one over here has ever heard of this guy or his girlfriend.
Capper said the film was "tastefully" compiled. But reporters who have seen the film said it's "anything but tasteful."
"I think I'm Australia's answer to Paris Hilton," Capper said.
Hopefully that means he'll wind up in jail.
As bad as this is, it certainly could have been worse. He could have done this.