Trust me, this won't be the last time you'll see this photo. I'm going to put this thing up every chance I can get. I'm not really sure why you'd ever want to do something like ride in a rocket-powered port-o-john, but you can if you want to. Thanks America.
We're also in a dry patch right now in the sports world. I feel like we need the Feds to dig up some more dead dogs at Vick's compound or find out Donaghy is linked to that tennis scandal. Why? Because I wrote on some absolute shit today. That's why. On to the links.
Michael Irvin and Dan Patrick, a winning radio combo. [Larry Brown Sports]
David Wells has one hell of an autographed baseball. [Fanhouse]
Rob McPherson, intrepid sportscaster, is back. [Deuce of Davenport]
Our Bay Area buddy is pissed at Selig. So are we. [Say Hey]
There are some less than fine women athletes out there. [Sons of Sam Malone]
MLB umps not happy with a background check. [The Feed]
There's already a Michael Vick chew toy for dogs. [Brahsome]
Answer the age old question, are penalty kicks good or bad for soccer? You better vote for bad. [The Beautiful Game]
A dog hates Barry Bonds. Personally, I think the dog's just a racist. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]