On the West Coast we have a total lunar eclipse at 3am. Somehow, I think this means the Cubs won't make the playoffs.
On to the links.
Chinese parents are great, and by "great" I mean "severe child abusers." [More Credible]
Nick Lachey almost bought the Reds? That's crazy talk. [Larry Brown Sports]
The guy who was better than Barry Bonds...in high school. [Deuce of Davenport]
Ugly-ass athletes. However, I can't take this list seriously because Carlos Tevez isn't on it. [Sons of Sam Malone]
Apparently you can get some fantasy miles out of the Raiders. [Winning The Turnover Battle]
Lou Holtz, gettin' on some peoples' nerves. He gets on my nerves because he can't speak clearly. [Rumors and Rants]
Man, Mike Mussina sucks. So who to replace him with? [Ump Bump]
So how'd OJ Mayo's first USC practice go? [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
If this article got you watching the Little League World Series, then you obviously need some help. [Introducing Liston]