College football starts tonight. Which would be awesome if it wasn't LSU against Miss St. I mean seriously, that's the best the NCAA could do? Needless to say we won't exactly be doing a live blog.
On to the links.
That 756 ball ain't doing so well on the auction block. [Say Hey]
Steroids has now officially hit the international roller skating scene. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
The Red Sox say Eric Gagne was tipping his pitches. Oh good, because I thought he was just sucking. [Larry Brown Sports]
Ireland has an almost identical version of the Michael Vick case. [BBC News]
Man, you've gotta see Marinovich's mug shot here. He looks horrible beyond belief. [Brahsome]
Sports in August, not so good. [Rumors and Rants]
Sign a petition to have Goodell suspend Lance Briggs. It was started by a Packers fan. What a surprise. [Suspend Lance Briggs]
To kick off college football, a list of coaching trademarks. [Sons of Sam Malone]
That $400 baseball glove is now available. But only to rich people like me. Not you commoner. [Lion in Oil]
I go to the Deuce for all my disturbing faceplant videos. [Deuce of Davenport]