Never, ever, sneak up on this man.
On to the links.
If there's only one video can watch today, make it this one of a former UFC fighter teaching you how to defend yourself from getting your throat slit during a bar fight. [Food Court Lunch]
With Bonds' future in baseball up in the air, that 762 home run ball is now pretty valuable. Too bad no one kept track of it. Me thinks many a person will soon be claiming they have that ball. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
Mike Vick is still popular to one segment of society. [NOIS]
LeBron is no fan of Starbury. Of course not, because Starbury sells affordable shoes. And is an asshole. [Larry Brown Sports]
Some inside info on why Chad Henne came out of the Wisconsin game. [The Angry T]
Barry bests A-Rod in the news headlines, at least for now. [Rumors and Rants]