The coming together of Thanksgiving and John Madden is always great, mainly because it brings us unholy animal combinations like a Turducken with 6 legs. But it also brings classic Madden commentary. My personal favorite remains the time Madden said Brett Favre threw a football 100-mph. In an effort to get you prepared for tomorrow, here are two clips of Madden breaking down his own video game. Well, it's not really him, but at least it's not Frank Caliendo either.