Monday, August 20, 2007

Maria Sharapova is not good in bed

I hate Maroon 5. And I hate athlete/celebrity posts. But I really couldn't pass up on this. Apparently Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine recently told a Russian magazine about why a brief romance he had with Sharapova after Maroon 5 played at her 18th birthday went south so quickly. He doesn't pull any punches.

From eXile:

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

For me - whether this actually happened or not - this doesn't really change anything. I've never been a Sharapova fan and I still hate Maroon 5 to no end.

However I'm sure this post absolutely ruined at least one person's day.

-WCK

8 comments:

Loren said...

Mine...

C. Brahkowski said...

strange..I had the complete opposite experience.

Anonymous said...

She is good in bed, I nailed her with my giraffes

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Anonymous said...

Why don't I sleep with her, and then I'll let you all know for sure

DaveinMaine said...

Wow, what a dirtbag. I ought to find out who Maroon 5 is so I can hate them too. My assumption is that your first guess was right and making public comments like this is his way of covering up

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