So you may remember some guy named Brian Jackson pretended to be Ben Roethlisberger for a while back in 2005 to help pick up chicks. Anyway, it didn't work out so well and he was fined $300 and served 30 days in jail.
Well, he's back, and this time it's a bit more serious. Seems Jackson went around saying he was Pittsburgh tight end Jerame Tuman and bilked a woman out of $3,200.
Excellent. Maybe everyone in prison will believe you're a Pittsburgh Steeler. You better hope so.
Anyway, considering this is the second time this has happened (or third if you count the fact that Jackson also pretended to be Roethlisberger's backup Brian St. Pierre), maybe they better look into sending this guy to a place that doesn't have any football teams nearby. Like the Mojave Desert.