Shark week links Tuesday

As Shark Week continues, I'm honored to bring you this hilarious clip from the B-movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. It's pure comedy gold. Nothing like a shark the size of a mack truck eating rafts full of people.

And I'm sure you're dying to hear my take on the KG trade. I think it's great that Boston now has three all-star players, a point guard who can't shoot, and no bench. They'll win the East because the East stinks. Then they'll get utterly destroyed in the Finals. There's your analysis. And we'll be blessed with a few more years of McHale running the T-Wolves into the ground. I just saved you 3 hours of reading drawn out versions of this on other blogs.

Now on to the links.

Michael Vick probably wishes he had Greg Anderson as a friend. Because Vick's buddy sang like a canary on Monday. [SI]

People shelled out as much as $265 to see the LA Galaxy play in Frisco, Texas tonight against FC Dallas. Only one problem, Beckham ain't playing. Nor is he even with the team. Ouch. [The Pig Pen]

Since Pacman might be rasslin' soon, a look at who should join him. Yes Joey Porter, you made the list. [Pacman Jonesin']

The Cavs are suing TicketMaster. Go Cavs. [Lion in Oil]

Andy Roddick blames McNuggets for his recent early exit. I once had a friend who ate 40 McNuggets in an eating contest. He sure looked better on the court the next day than Andy did. [Rumors and Rants]

A look back at the 2007 drafts for every sports city. [Doberman on the Diamond]

Not sports-related but definitely worth your time. Japan has produced an interesting addition for use with your girl's iPod. A vibrating musical dildo. Yeah, you read that right. [Brahsome]

Bay Area sports stars get Simpsonized. Bonds is great, but Nick Swisher takes the cake. [Say Hey]

Landon Donovan wants out of LA. [Deuce of Davenport]

A look at the MLB trade deadline deals and potential deals. [Nyjer Please]

More of the most obscure sports movie countdown. Rad is featured with a clip. Rad! [Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]

-WCK