Monday, July 16, 2007

Tastes like intimidation

The Mike Tyson model mouthpiece

Intimidation is an important part of athletics. If used properly, it can help you gain an edge on your opponent. But sometimes, if you do it wrong, it can make you look like an absolute idiot.

And in all honesty, this product is straddling the line between idiocy and utter hilarity.

Yes friends, these are $100 mouthpieces brought to you by a company known as Unbreakable Mouthpieces. I believe their goal is to have your opponent laughing so hard he busts a gut and is forced to forfeit. They have some truly great mouthpieces, including a Stuart Scott model, so let's take a look.


Booyaa! Nothing intimidates opponents more than seeing a retarded Stuart Scott catch-phrase in your mouth.


And for those of you looking to upgrade your Stuart Scott mouthpiece, here is the gold and silver version. Classy!


The Stephen King model will certainly frighten the opposition. Or make them wonder why you have such an affinity for Maine.


Spread the word of God while bashing some loser's face in. It's how God intended it to be.


I don't know what the hell this is. The Jurassic Park model?


Confound your opponent. Are you Mexican or American? Or Mexicamerican? While he's trying to figure that out, go for the knockout.


This is the low-grade Chad Johnson model. Cheap, affordable, shows conservative NFL office pricks you still have some real teeth.


Here's the complete Chad Johnson model. Blind that cornerback with shiny gold and silver.


For more strange mouthpieces, here you go. And if you want to see Japan's take on the same thing, click here. "It puts on the market at last! Vampire type mouthpieces like a beast."

Thanks to My Muay Thai for the tip.

-WCK

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That Maine-iac one looks like it was specially made for the former UFC heavyweight champion Tim "The Maine-iac" Silva. Tim Silvia is a piece of shit, with boring ass fights, and I would only watch him again to see him get KTFO'd

Anonymous said...

Speaking of the UFC, the Mexico-USA flag mouthpiece may have been made for Tito Ortiz. He usually comes in waving a flag that has Mexico's colors on one side, and the U.S. on the other. I suppose pretty much every Mexican-American fighter (boxing or MMA) employs this tactic.

Anonymous said...

The black mouthpiece with white fangs was another UFC fighter and former heavyweight champ Andre Arlovski (sp?). There's some sort of trend here...

the butler said...

Psalms 144-

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, who has taught my hands to war, and my fingers to battle."

Very intimidating, except it's friggin' hot pink.

McConnell said...

The Psalm 144 one is probably Rich Franklin's (Another UFC fighter) he usually has hot pink on his shorts and has that verse on his shorts as well.

merjoem32 said...

Well, Mike Tyson is not that scary anymore. The baddest man on boxing has become vulnerable. Being stopped in most of his last fights destroyed the veil of invincibility surrounding him.

Anonymous said...

Unbreakable makes awesome mouthpieces. I'd know since they made me one. They are high quality protection and they can pretty much put whatever you want on them.

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