Thursday, July 12, 2007

The definitive Rickey Henderson

With Rickey having just been named the Mets new hitting coach, we have a treat for you, the greatest 25 stories of Rickey's career.

Just so everyone knows, these quotes and stories about Rickey come from Fantistic from back in 2006 and then appeared on the blog Sour Grapes. But in full disclosure, Fantistic didn't compile the quotes. Someone, somewhere out on the blogosphere did.

Lou Blasi of Fantistics wrote: "The following stories come from a blog post I ran across last month. I wish I knew who collected and posted his top 25 Rickey stories so I could give him credit. As it is all I can do is thank him for the memories."

So anyway, here you go. The definitive Rickey Henderson.

1) In June 1999, when Henderson was playing with the Mets, he saw reporters running around the clubhouse before a game. He asked a teammate what was going on and he was told that Tom Robson, the team’s hitting coach, had just been fired. Henderson said, “Who’s he?”

2) Rickey... on referring to himself in the third person:
“Listen, people are always saying, ‘Rickey says Rickey.’ But it’s been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I’m ticked off, saying, ‘Rickey, what the heck are you doing, Rickey?’ They say, ‘Darn, Rickey, what are you saying Rickey for? Why don’t you just say, ‘I?’ But I never did. I always said, ‘Rickey,’ and it became something for people to joke about.”

3) In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.

4) In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”

5) This one might be my second favorite. This wasn’t too long ago, I think it was the year he ended up playing with the Red Sox. Anyway, he called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

6) This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”

7) Rickey once asked a teammate how long it would take him to drive to the Dominican Republic.

8) Moments after breaking Lou Brock’s stolen base record, Henderson told the crowd – with Brock mere feet next to him – “Lou Brock was a great base stealer, but today, I am the greatest of all-time.”

9) Henderson once fell asleep on an ice pack and got frostbite – which forced him to miss three games — in mid-August.

10) A reporter asked Henderson if Ken Caminiti’s estimate that 50 percent of Major League players were taking steroids was accurate. His response was, “Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there.”

11) Henderson broke Ty Cobb’s career record for runs scored with a home run. After taking his usual 45 seconds or so around the bases, Rickey slid into home plate.

12) On being Nolan Ryan’s 5,000th career strikeout: “It gave me no chance. He (Ryan) just blew it by me. But it’s an honor. I’ll have another paragraph in all the baseball books. I’m already in the books three or four times.”

13) San Diego GM Kevin Towers was trying to contact Rickey at a nearby hotel. He knew Henderson always used fake names to avoid the press, fans, etc. He was trying to think like Rickey and after several attempts; he was able to get Henderson on the phone.

Rickey had checked in under Richard Pryor.

14) I didn’t believe this one at first. However, I emailed a few contacts within the Sox organization and they claim it actually happened. This is priceless, it really is.

The morning after the Sox finished off their 2004 World Series sweep against St. Louis, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.

15) The Mets were staying in a hotel less than a mile from Cinergy Field in Cincinnati. While some players walked, most took the team bus. A few minutes after they arrived — again it was less than a mile – the last players off the bus noticed a stretched limo that had just pulled up.

Of course, Rickey emerged from the back seat.

16) A reporter once asked Rickey if he talked to himself, “Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?”

17) OK, I know everyone has been waiting for it. Alas, according to both parties involved, it’s not true. I wish it were. Heck, both Rickey Henderson and John Olerud have said they wish it were true. But it just didn’t happen.

The story went that a few weeks into Henderson’s stint with the Mariners, he walked up to Olerud at the batting cage and asked him why he wore a batting helmet in the field. Olerud explained that he had an aneurysm at nine years old and he wore the helmet for protection. Legend goes that Henderson said, “Yeah, I used to play with a guy that had the same thing.” Legend also goes that Olerud said, “That was me, Rickey.”

Henderson played with Olerud on the Blue Jays and the Mets.

18) Rickey was asked if he had the Garth Brooks album with Friends in Low Places and Henderson said, “Rickey doesn’t have albums. Rickey has CDs.”

19) During a contract holdout with Oakland in the early 1990s, Henderson said, “If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.”

20) In the late 1980s, the Yankees sent Henderson a six-figure bonus check. After a few months passed, an internal audit revealed the check had not been cashed. Current Yankees GM Brian Cashman – then a low-level nobody with the organization – called Rickey and asked if there was a problem with the check. Henderson said, “I’m just waiting for the money market rates to go up.”

21) This is my all-time favorite. Rickey was pulled over by a San Diego police officer for speeding. As the officer was approaching Rickey’s car, the window went down a few inches and a folded $100 bill emerged. The officer let Rickey and his money head home without a ticket.

22) When he was on the Yankees in the mid-1980s, Henderson told teammates that his condo had such a great view that he could see, “The Entire State Building.”

23) During one of his stays with Oakland, Henderson’s locker was next to Billy Beane’s. After making the team out of spring training, Beane was sent to the minors after a few months. Upon his return, about six weeks later, Henderson looked at Beane and said, “Hey, man, where have you been? Haven’t seen you in awhile.”

24) To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes.

25) In the last week of his lone season with the Red Sox, Chairman Tom Werner asked Henderson what he would like for his ‘going-away’ gift. Henderson said he wasn’t going anywhere, but he would like owner John Henry’s Mercedes. Werner said it would be tough to get the same make and model in less than a week and Henderson said, “No, I want his car.” Turns out the Sox got Henderson a Red Thunderbird and when he saw it on the field before the last game of the season, Rickey said, “Whose ugly car is on the field?”

-WCK

135 comments:

meech.one said...

Rickey's a fucking genius. My personal favorite:

“If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.”

In Little League - I played CF, wore #24 & had fluorescent green Mizuno batting gloves.

Rickey, yurrr my hero.

Anonymous said...

I'm inspired. From now on, every morning when I wake up I'm going to stand naked in front of the mirror and say, "you're the best Mikey, you're the best"

Anonymous said...

Rickey proves that you don't have to have an IQ above 15 to play baseball.

Anonymous said...

from da boy vince

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I used to play with a retarded black guy

Jason said...

Rickey IS the best -- funny stuff.

One of our commenters pointed us to this version yesterday, which suggests that the original might have been compiled here (now a broken link).

Anonymous said...

This is blantantly stolen from an old Tom Verducci article.

Anonymous said...

As said, very funny, but very unoriginal.

NDub said...

I remember listening to the Dan Patrick radio show a few years ago. I think it was just before the Dodgers signed Rickey to bolster their anemic lineup. Dan asked Rickey why he thought, at age 45(ish), he could still play baseball. Rickey's response:

"I feel my physical condition...is...is in good... physical condition."

Anonymous said...

It doesn't sound like Verducci at all, plus if SI had this, why wouldn't they put it up on their site?

Anonymous said...

you guys realize that half that shit is made up right? it got to be that the rickey henderson joke was like a knock knock joke, and after his insanely long and prolific career everyone had a rickey story. Particularly problematic for this list is the way it portrays him as arrogant and disrespectful of lou brock. he crafted his acceptance speech WITH brock and was devastated that people took only the last line of his speech out of context.

i know this is for fun, but it really isnt even close to reporting.

t said...

Thanks for this. It's good to have Rickey back in the game.

Michael Stanley said...

to the guy that said this.... if you're so sure that its all made up, why not post your real name rather than annonymous? I know Ricky personally, and the larger majority of this is true. They left out the part about him sleeping with your mom though:

you guys realize that half that shit is made up right? it got to be that the rickey henderson joke was like a knock knock joke, and after his insanely long and prolific career everyone had a rickey story. Particularly problematic for this list is the way it portrays him as arrogant and disrespectful of lou brock. he crafted his acceptance speech WITH brock and was devastated that people took only the last line of his speech out of context.

i know this is for fun, but it really isnt even close to reporting.

July 13, 2007 11:43 AM

Anonymous said...

number 6 is the best. That's kind of outrageous....funny and bizarre.

john said...

thats just ricky being ricky.

Anonymous said...

Heard this one from a buddy who worked for the Mets. Ricky played there in 2000, and the other 2 outfielders were Derek Bell and Jay Payton. Rickey played dominoes with them every day, and reporters eventually got wind that some big money changed hands. In like August, a reporter asks Rickey about the daily game he'd been having (for like 5 months at this point). Rickey looks around the locker room as says "Rickey play with THAT guy and THAT guy."

Nuke LaLoosh said...

As an FYI - I can confirm that this is indeed largely (not entirely) from a Verducci article in Sports Illustrated from 1993. But some of the stories from that Verducci article aren't listed here, and some are slightly different. I can't find the actual article online anywhere, but this guy has text of it up on his blog. Great read:

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/professional-baseball/12993-rickey-henderson-being-rickey.html

Nuke LaLoosh said...

Also, I highly recommend everyone read the Verducci article. The list posted here has kind of become urban legend, but in the Verducci article, it's Tony Gwynn and not Steve Finley that makes the "tenure" comment, etc. And the Floyd Rayford anecdote is priceless.

Anonymous said...

Rickey can be Rickey wherever Rickey pleases....
amazing, what a human being

Adam said...

My favorite Ricky quote has to deal with one of his many negotiations with Oakland.

"I don't see what's so hard about it. All Rickey wants is what Rickey's asking for"

Anonymous said...

heard that one year during spring training while playing for the red sox, rickey bought a bbq grill. when spring training ended and the team was set to board the team plane to head back to boston, henderson shows up with the grill. when it was explained to him that he couldn't bring a propane grill on an airplane, henderson looked up and said, "oh rickeys takin the grill." high comedy.

Anonymous said...

all i know is when rickey goes into the hall,i will be there for the speech.you know it will be one for the ages. mb

paddyshap said...

Potentially apocryphal Rickey story, and one of my favorites:

In San Diego, Rickey knew Tony Gwynn's name. And that's it. Everyone, he referred to by their position.

"Hey third baseman!"

Anonymous said...

Rickey: Hey Gwynn, how ya doin?
Gwynn: You can call me Tony, Rickey.
Rickey: Ok, Gwynn.

I heard the story on Rome when Rickey would say, hey nice play 3rd base, because he didn't know anyone else's name... I forget the former Padre name, but he eventually moved to first and got traded

Matt said...

Rickey was/is a treasure to MLB and the fans.

Not only did he give you quotes and stories of insanity like these, but his team mates loved him. The fans loved him. He loved everyone and most important, he loved the game. I'm pretty sure Rickey Henderson would have played for free.

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Michael said...

Thanks for the article, gotta love Ricky.. crazy man.. haha

As far as the comment on him playing for free, he said he would earlier this year (07). He said all he wanted was a chance on the field, if he was to be cut, so be it, but if he deserved to be out there he'd play for the minimun and donate every penny of it to charity.

Now THAT'S love for the game!

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True story......When Rickey was playing for the Red Sox, he was on his way to the ballpark from his downtown condo. He pulled his Bentley over in front of the boutique I work at, came inside, and asked if he could use the phone to call a friend to pick him up, as he had a flat tire, and did not want to be late for work.....

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