If there's a bull Hall of Fame for injuring runners in Pamplona, this bull would be an automatic lock to get accepted. In a story that is almost too bizarre to be believed, this bull gored two fools in the ass at the same time, as seen in the picture. But here's what makes it even better - the guys are brothers.
That's right, Americans Lawrence and Michael Lenahan were gored simultaneously by the bull, which went on to injure 11 other people on Thursday during the nine-day Running of the Bulls Festival. No word on if the 11 other people injured also got the ass treatment. The bull's interesting fetish aside, I'd say he earned his paycheck for the day.
Both brothers are currently recovering from getting violated by the bull, which I'm sure will make for the most awkward cocktail party story in history.