Hopefully your 4th of July went off without any explosions like this. If you did experience explosions like this, well, glad you're still alive. Celebrate with some links.
Whatever happend to Marcus "Black Hole" Fizer? [Deuce of Davenport]
Ron Artest could be going to the Knicks?! Oh sweet merciful crap would that ever be awesome. [Brahsome]
Dwight Howard will be getting some extra coaching help from Mr. Ewing. Hopefully Ewing doesn't also teach Dwight how to never win a championship. [The Feed]
A deeper look into how the media, not the fans, has it out for Barry Bonds. [Winning the Turnover Battle]
Freddy Adu is much better than you may think, and he might not be a bad edition to the National Team. [Rumors and Rants]
ESPN is now MTV. [Awful Announcing]
A look at the Celtics season and what they'll do next year. [Full Court NBA]
Special huge congrats to Joey Chesnut, a NorCal dude (and San Jose State student) who beat the odds and ate 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes to beat the evil Kobayashi and set a new record. I've never been more proud to be an American.