You may remember that story about Lions receiver Roy Williams being a total cheapskate and not tipping pizza guys.Well, Pizza Hut challenged him to give the rough and tumble life of a pizza delivery man a try and he accepted. So if you live in Detroit, then you may have your pizza delivered by Roy today.
Yep, from 4-6pm today Mr. Cheapskate will be an honorary delivery driver for the nationwide pizza chain. He'll be operating from a Pizza Hut somewhere in metro Detroit. The exact location of the joint he'll be working from will be released sometime today. Hopefully they'll make him drive a beat up 1984 Honda Civic. Although as cheap as Roy is, that might be his car anyway.
He'll also apparently be making a personal donation to the World Food Program, which includes all the tips he gets. Don't fall for that trick. Send the World Food Program a check on your own time.
Roy deserves a taste of his own medicine today. So if he shows up at your house with a pizza in his hands, do your civic duty and don't tip him. Pizza delivery men everywhere will thank you.
-WCK
5 comments:
This reminds me of the day Mark Cuban served blizzards at Dairy Queen. Remember when he said the NBA refs weren't smart enough to work there, then got nailed by the backlash? Funny stuff.
Roy Williams' stunt is admirable, but not as funny.
Pizza Hut eliminates Dominos, so I can't fault him there.
That's some quality MS painting there compadre!
How easy is a Matt Millen/Mike Martz joke here? I hope he gets stiffed
84 Honda Civic.......I wished I lived in Detroit.
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