Friday, October 26, 2007

Unless you're Peyton Manning, don't appear in national ads

It's hard to miss Peyton Manning when you're watching TV. That's because he appears in an average of 3 ads per commercial break. That hasn't hurt the Colts at all because they're 7-0. But pretty much every other NFL star that's appeared in national TV ads this season has watched their team stink up the joint.

Let's take a look:

Steven Jackson - Nike ad. Team record: 0-7 and got injured.
Shawne Merriman - Nike ad. Team record 3-3.
LaDainian Tomlinson - Vizio ad. Team record 3-3.
Reggie Bush - Subway ad. Team record 2-4.
Jason Taylor - A version of him appears in Manning's phone ad. Team record: 0-7.
Vince Young - Madden. Team record: 4-2 and got injured.
Tony Romo - Pepsi ad. Team record: 6-1.

We realize Marvin Harrison appears in Manning's ad as well, but since he's Manning's teammate, he doesn't count.

So if you take Manning (and Harrison) out of the equation, guys that have appeared prominently in national TV ads have a combined record of 15-24 (We're counting Merriman and Tomlinson as one) with only the Titans and Cowboys having winning records. That's horrible. I'm guessing Nike wishes they had gotten someone besides Steven Jackson in their marquee ad.

At least the Cowboys are 6-1, but that's definitely because Romo gets sacked and fumbles in his commercial.

-WCK

4 comments:

Chimpanzee Rage said...

I dunno, i think Harrison counts. He's had a knee injury most the year and has a grand total of 20 catches for 247 yards and just 1 TD...not to mention part of the overall demise of my fantasy football team. Compare that to his running mate Wayne's 34 catches for 500 yds and 4 TDs.

Jarrett said...

Are they still running those Fathead commercials with Chad Johnson and Ben Roethlisberger?

Unknown said...

Peyton responds ...

http://www.newsgroper.com/peyton-manning/2007/10/25/ready-touchdown-demille/

Anonymous said...

You left out Matt Hasselbeck in the State Farm commercial.

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