This amazing photo of the Larry O'Brien Trophy surrounded by beer cans comes courtesy of Deadspin. Someone who works in Cleveland across from the Ritz-Carlton (Cleveland has a Ritz-Carlton? Why does that sound so out of place?) managed to snap this shot of the trophy the day after the Spurs won the championship.
I assume the trophy is contemplating suicide by jumping out of the window because it knows it can't hold a candle to the Stanley Cup. Either that or it just wants to end the misery of being associated with the Spurs. In both cases, I advise it to jump.