Our scrappy neighbors the Sac-Town Kings now have an agreement in principle with Reggie Theus for him to become the team's next coach. If you're a guy older than 35, you may remember Theus as a 2-time NBA All-Star. If you're a woman older than 35, you may remember him as "Rush Street Reggie" from his days in Chicago when he used to party hard on Rush Street. If you're a woman, you may also know him because you had his illegitimate kid.
And if you're my age, you may remember him from the retarded Saturday morning TV show Hang Time. Let me tell you all one thing. There should be a law against Saturday morning TV shows with real people in them. I want cartoons on Saturday mornings. Nothing but cartoons. Not Reggie Theus. I'd like to give a nod to Deuce of Davenport for finding this great clip of Theus from his days as Coach Fuller on the show.
Congrats Sac-Town. Although personally, I would have taken Mr. Cooper.
Oh but that's right, Mr. Cooper never would have done that, since he once played for the Warriors.