What's that broomstick-like thing holding that bat? Oh, it's just Posh Spice. Man, that bat better go on a diet soon. It must outweigh Posh by at least 10 lbs.
Deuce of Davenport thinks Posh won't be able to throw that baseball more than 9 inches. I hope so, because I'd really like to see the ball fall out of her hand and hit her in the face.
Wait, did I just think that or say that out loud? By the way, the Rangers just signed her to a 3-year contract.