Your weekend sendoff

With only baseball left to entertain us for the remainder of the summer, I find myself wondering why we ever got rid of Slamball. I actually liked this thing. Dwyermaker and I used to watch this blasphemy of a sport whenever it was on during the two summers of its existence. Plus it had a player nicknamed "The Ghetto Bird." We need to bring this sport back. How else is JamesOn Curry going to make any money this year? Oh, wait...

-WCK