Wait, I'm confused. Smoking pot gives me the ability to dunk from half court and I'm not supposed to want that? These Euro ads always confuse the hell out of me.
Anyway, it's a good thing Dirk saves this kid from the evils of pot. Otherwise weed would turn the kid into an NBA Jam character come to life. And we all know what a crime that would be.
Also notice how Dirk is in the "light" since he doesn't puff reefer. This commercial is seriously deep.
Don't worry though kids, drinking is still totally acceptable.