Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Lance Briggs' baby mama sues him ahead of schedule

Lance Briggs seems to be having a rough couple of months. First he blasts the Bears for not paying him enough, he then got charged for wrecking his Lamborghini, his team has started out 1-3, and now he's being sued by his baby mama.

Except this is one of the weirder suits out there I've heard of. That's because so far, even though Briggs and Brittini Tribbett aren't married, Briggs has been a pretty good father - although his baby's only 3 weeks old. So what's the problem then?

According to her lawyer, "we've got to formalize the obligation of support and right of visitation. Lance has been exemplary both as a parent and as a provider thus far. There's no animosity here, but legal necessities are not always niceties."

Talk about moving fast. Shit, she's only had the kid for 3 weeks. She also seems to be on her way to making it legally acceptable to be a complete gold digger. Hoes of the world, take notice.

I mean besides, you might as well squeeze all the cash you can out of Briggs now anyway, you never know when he's going to get into another car accident. And there goes the paycheck.

-WCK

1 comment:

Kevin Hayward said...

I'm glad she at least waited until the baby had been delivered. Although, come to think of it, the lawyer probably had all the paperwork drafted and just needed a baby client to represent.

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