News Alert: NFL player sued by stripper is not Pacman Jones

I don't know where you go for your news, maybe CNN, maybe whatever paper is in the bathroom stall. I, however, go to Stripper News - a site covering all stripper, hooker, dancer and prostitute related news. Some kind fellow simply posts stories from all over the world about what's going on in stripper land. Naturally athletes tend to show up in about 50% of the stories.

Needless to say I was surprised recently to see that Packers player Al Harris is being sued by a stripper. I was surprised mainly because Al Harris isn't Pacman Jones.

It seems investigators determined that Harris and a stripper had sexual contact in a private room at the Cheetah Pompano Beach in Florida in April 2005. But, citing inconsistent evidence and conflicting witness statements, Broward County prosecutors decided not to pursue charges against Harris.

Needless to say, the stripper wasn't pleased with this result, and filed a lawsuit on Monday against both Harris and the strip club. One small problem may be that surveillance cameras in the club's private room were not functioning during the incident. That sure seems to happen a lot at strip clubs for some strange reason.

I should really say something here like strippers are people too, but who am I kidding, we all know they aren't. Maybe this will be the thing that finally puts a cramp in the Packers style. Or maybe the Packers will just come back to earth because they really aren't that good anyway.

-WCK