Can somebody please tell me why Dane Cook is all over my TV? For baseball and stupid movies and other crap. I can't for the life of me figure out why people think this guy's funny. And to top it off, he's a Red Sox fan (supposedly). And while I'm going off, how many of you knew 50 Cent has his own book line? I came across it at Borders the other week. I'm 100% sure he writes them himself. And by "100% sure he writes them himself" I mean "he has a ghost writer who gets 5% while he pockets the rest." Man, there's selling out, and then there's selling out. 50, you've sold out so badly at this point that I can't even take your raps seriously anymore. I keep expecting you to drop a line in your songs that commands me to drink Vitamin Water. Because nothing says street like Vitamin Water.
Anyway, on to the links.
Avery Johnson, dissing Dirk. [Larry Brown Sports]
Duke isn't very good at taking down goal posts, seeing as they almost never win. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
This clip from ESPN may have set the woman's movement back about 5 years. [Awful Announcing]
Why the Eagles won't win tonight. Plus they'll have a live blog tonight. [My Brain Says Rage]
If you listened to ESPN experts last week, then you started no Browns in your fantasy league on Sunday. Ouch. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
Nothing like being suspended 4 months for spitting at an opponent. [The Beautiful Game]
Have the Irish quit on Weis? Probably, but they also just really suck. [Rumors and Rants]
Scott Spiezio's beard didn't survive rehab. [Home Run Derby]
This dude is one dedicated walk-on player at USC. [Lion in Oil]
The case for J-Roll as NL MVP. [Ump Bump]
If you like reading stuff about old sports movies combined with other weird shit, then this post is for you. [Introducing Liston]
Just Call Me Juice has now transformed to Storming the Floor. [Storming the Floor]