There's no reason for this picture, except it's hilarious. Be sure to always lead with your knee when landing by parachute.
Anyway, on to sports. We're glad our 49ers won tonight, but man, not exactly an inspired performance. At least our defense looks pretty good. Our offense, uh, not so much. By the way Vernon Davis, feel free to show up at some point, the 49ers are paying you.
On to the links.
Mike Vick had an interesting alternate career choice in the Falcons 2006 Yearbook. [7Slate]
A lady-midget matador gets violated by a bull. Yes you read that right. [Deuce of Davenport]
And the Royals mascot gets humped. Lot of humping going on today. [Home Run Derby]
Scott Van Pelt Style interviews Scott Van Pelt. [Scott Van Pelt]
Since the HGH story broke, Ankiel has been terrible. He may be breaking down mentally again. [Ump Bump]
Some news about Harold Reynolds. [NOIS]
Sports reporter gets roughed up in Australia. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
The WAC is wack for what it's doing to the University of Hawaii. [Larry Brown Sports]
In case you missed it, Chad Johnson's first TD celebration. We expected him to pull out a jet pack and fly around the stadium. That regrettably didn't happen. [Mr. Irrelevant]
Wait, what did David Boston just test positive for? [Brahsome]
Day in the life of ref Ed Hochuli. [Sons of Sam Malone]
A look back at some hockey players lost on 9/11. [Pop Jocks]