Friday, September 14, 2007

College football loyalty is up for sale on eBay

Michigan fans are continuing to take their hideous start to the 2007 campaign badly. But one guy is taking it a little further than most.

A guy on eBay, who's totally fed up with the Wolverines, is now auctioning off his allegiance to whoever wants to bid on it.

The events of the last two weeks have caused me to take drastic action. In light of the opening week loss to Appalachian State (that I witnessed first hand) and in light of the subsequent beating that we received from the University of Oregon - I am hereby placing my college allegiance up for auction.

And don't worry if you want him to root for your Division III football team. He's open to any division in college.

You also have the option - by bidding price - of what he'll do for your team.

$50 - I will wear a jersey on gamedays
$100 - I will wear team colors to church

$150 - I will learn the fight song and sing it in a public place

$300 - I will buy team gear for my children

$500 - I will paint my face on game day and go to a public setting to watch the game

$750 - I will fly the team flag at my house

$1000 - I will wear team colors for a week

And you'll love this. He also says: "I am open to other ideas..."

I wonder what he'll do for $10,000. Maybe tea-bag your arch rival's mascot.

-WCK

3 comments:

Kevin Hayward said...

Sounds like somebody has waaaay too much time on his hands.

Jarrett said...

Sounds like somebody wants to make an appearance on Outside the Lines.

I hope Conan O'Brien tears him a new one.

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