A guy on eBay, who's totally fed up with the Wolverines, is now auctioning off his allegiance to whoever wants to bid on it.
The events of the last two weeks have caused me to take drastic action. In light of the opening week loss to Appalachian State (that I witnessed first hand) and in light of the subsequent beating that we received from the
And don't worry if you want him to root for your Division III football team. He's open to any division in college.
You also have the option - by bidding price - of what he'll do for your team.
$50 - I will wear a jersey on gamedays
$100 - I will wear team colors to church
$150 - I will learn the fight song and sing it in a public place
$300 - I will buy team gear for my children
$500 - I will paint my face on game day and go to a public setting to watch the game
$750 - I will fly the team flag at my house
$1000 - I will wear team colors for a week
And you'll love this. He also says: "I am open to other ideas..."I wonder what he'll do for $10,000. Maybe tea-bag your arch rival's mascot.