The Japanese get a lot more out of their mascots

I'm not even going to try and explain this video. It makes no sense whatsoever. But what it does have is one insane green Japanese dinosaur mascot who just kicks ass at every sport you can possibly imagine. He climbs mountains, does wheelies on an ATV, ski jumps, you name it.

I'm suddenly really pissed at American mascots. All they do is breakdance. What pussies. Can't we at least get one of them waterskiing through a ring of fire for god's sake? I'm not asking for much here people.

-WCK