The Columbus Dispatch newspaper, which caters to Ohio State football like a crack whore in need of a fix, just got done with one of its all time best journalistic pieces.
If Ohio State football could have a Mount Rushmore of football heroes, who would they be? According to the Dispatch, Chic Harley (who I've never heard of), Woody Hayes (he won a lot of games), and two-time Heisman Trophy winner Archie Griffin were all automatics. The real question was who would be the fourth.
I did all I could to elect Maurice Clarett, who taught us that you should always drive with Vodka and loaded weapons - but like Kent Brockman said, "Democracy simply doesn't work." The fourth person was decided yesterday and it's Jim Tressel, who won with a measly 91 votes. I smell vote-tampering.
While I'm still kicking myself that I didn't find this a week ago, you can actually still vote and comment, even though the contest is technically over. It's one way to voice your outrage that Clarett wasn't given his rightful place on the Pantheon of Ohio State football greats.
If you'd like to have some Photoshop fun with the original photo, or you feel that Terry Glenn and Joe Germaine were clearly overlooked, here you go.